Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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