My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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