he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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