they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
