Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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