never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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