On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Randomize
