operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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