i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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