You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
