So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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