so explain again why im purple
no
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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