Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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