She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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