I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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