If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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