Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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