he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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