Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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