There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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