with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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