All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
