I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
