I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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