Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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