I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
