from now on my penis is your penis
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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