Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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