just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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