I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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