I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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