Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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