Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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