I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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