She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She bit a glass in half.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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