I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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