at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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