Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My penis needs a shock collar
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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