If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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