How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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