ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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