My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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