Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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