where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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