no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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