Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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