tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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