is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
