I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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