ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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