Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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