No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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