Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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